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I love having hangovers at 6:66 a.m it's so fun that I can poop from my penis and pee from my ass I than turned into a literature thing for some reason but I remembered I ate a porcupine was puss all over it! I than barfed out all of that puke and puss when I barfed out all that eternal organs and gore I had the urge to get laid so I can puff out my cum filled balls I than saw another literature teacher, her name was Sam and she had the urge to get laid too we than both shat out are smelly anuses and shat out are blader areas then we ran around like and 8 year while get shit blown out of our anuses than shit came flying out of our ears and then puss came out of our ears than we shat our britches. So than we finally started have sex I did not use a condom because condoms feel horrible on my penis I started to give a vagina blow job and sam was all like "yes oh please yes" I than started to stick my dick up her vaginal area and sam squirted cum out her soft and squishy vagina then I started to cum in her butt and she said "put that whip cream in my ass you naughty bitch!" That was when sam started to period out her nice ass and my face had period all over it and my face blew up with period I could have drowned in so much period I than started to bite sam's vagina and I started to crap out ass burgers and my ass burgers had shit all over it I than grew a hairy ballsack it had scabs all over it and I ripped out my scabs and fed it to sam I than I found a gardener and she worms in the dirt and sam slurped up all of the worms and she licked her lips I got a big ass boner watching her eat all those worms like a whore she is. Than I gone to the kichen and microwaved my own shit and gave it to her while slapping her ass with a fly swatter she licked her lips. Now I had some mountain dew but their was puss and ants in it and she gulped it all up. Now we did some anal sex together with my shrek poster but than shrek came out of the poster and started raping my ass it was a 3 way and I loved it that we were all bi sexual it felt like we were all rainbows. Now I pissed in a cup and sam drank my salty, sweaty piss but than I found a pineapple in my fridge and sam pushed the pineapple up her ass but Spongeboob was living in there so spongeboob killed himself and spongeboob was canncelled and no kids were going to see any new spongeboob episodes anytime soon so we gone to an animal parade and fucked all the animals from the animal parade we licked the animals balls and we had erections and squirted cum we were all laughing in happiness until our boss came in and fired us for having sex so than we had sex with our bossand our boss had an erection because we were tounging and god came from the sky and saw all the sex so all 3 of us were banished to hell were we had a 4 way with satan and all of us were really horny
the end!